Wednesday, October 06, 2004  

1921-2004

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Rodney Dangerfield, No Respect (MCA, 1980)
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Darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness---the source of all comedy.
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"I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, 'Wait till it gets warmer.'"
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"My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend."
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"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey, baby, you must've been something before electricity."
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"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though."
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"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, OK?"
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Rodney's homepage, instant comedy

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